“Smoke? Me? No way. Well, I only smoke when I drink. Yeah, I guess I do drink every night but still, I never buy packs. Except that time last week before that after party when I bought 2 packs so I could share with everybody. Although I did have about 10 left over so I smoked them after I ate. Why are cigarettes so satisfying after a good meal? I hate the way they smell though. Why do people even bother wearing cologne or perfume when they smoke? I only smoke ultra lights because they are the most healthy. They’ve done studies that people who smoke light cigarettes live like twice as long. Plus, I mean we’re all gonna die one way or another anyway right, so who cares? I’m not addicted. I can quit whenever I want. I just don’t want to right now. I quit for like a month one time when I stopped going to clubs back in 09′ cause my bf at the time didn’t like going out. But when we broke up I smoked like a pack a day for a while there. I mean, everyone else around me was smoking and they say that second hand smoke is way worse for you. Ok, yes, yes, I love smoking after sex too. But it has to be great sex. Mediocre sex rarely merits a cigarette. But shit, if I only smoked after great sex I probably wouldn’t smoke very much at all. Maybe that’s because I always end up dating assholes. All the great guys I meet say they can’t stand girls who smoke cigarettes. I really don’t “smoke” though, I only smoke when I drink. Ahhh, who am I kidding? I need a cigarette.”